nuditea:

I CUT UP BRIE AND PUT IT ON TOAST AND LET IT SIT FOR A QUICK MELTY MO THEN ATE IT!!! I MICROWAVED SOME GRAB&GO PASTA FROM A GROCERY STORE AND DUMPED SALT AND PEPPER ON IT AND ATE IT!!!!! I PEED BACKWARDS ON A TOILET SEVERAL TIMES JUST CUZ I COULD

August 26th, 2014
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August 26th, 2014
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darksilenceinsuburbia:

Juul Kraijer

Hormones, man

August 26th, 2014
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flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj

August 25th, 2014
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August 25th, 2014
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Ferguson

filed under: still

Please stop or I WILL fall in love

filed under: personal
August 24th, 2014
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fetusinfetu:

Biloela — Wild Cockatoos, Leila Jeffreys

Lately I’ve been tryna reconcile my need for cats with my desire to let a lil birdie jump all over me bc I played with my friend’s bird and it was awesome and I want one

August 24th, 2014
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kingcheddarxvii:

Reboot People of Walmart so instead of creepshots making fun of fat people it’s like Humans of New York. Go around Walmarts asking people philosophical questions I guarantee it’ll be funnier and just as interesting

If yr not gonna propose to me in front of the trevi fountain (same place where Lizzie mcguire met paolo) just don’t even bother

filed under: personal

Someone nominated my cat to do the ice bucket challenge… HAS TECHNOLOGY GONE TOO FAR?

filed under: personal

bitchcraftandmisandry:

Going to this frat party as a frat guy

Hey girl lemme make you very uncomfortable by refusing to stop dancing on you. Lemme explain sexism to you. Lemme explain how sexist you are for calling me out. Poor ppl should just stop being so lazy. Why do you get so emotional when you talk about this stuff? Just calm down and be rational like me sweetheart. Well as a white man I feel oppressed because….

August 22nd, 2014
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August 21st, 2014
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marcedith:

Don Blanding, “Lady of the Night”