I CUT UP BRIE AND PUT IT ON TOAST AND LET IT SIT FOR A QUICK MELTY MO THEN ATE IT!!! I MICROWAVED SOME GRAB&GO PASTA FROM A GROCERY STORE AND DUMPED SALT AND PEPPER ON IT AND ATE IT!!!!! I PEED BACKWARDS ON A TOILET SEVERAL TIMES JUST CUZ I COULD
Please stop or I WILL fall in love
Biloela — Wild Cockatoos, Leila Jeffreys
Lately I’ve been tryna reconcile my need for cats with my desire to let a lil birdie jump all over me bc I played with my friend’s bird and it was awesome and I want one
Reboot People of Walmart so instead of creepshots making fun of fat people it’s like Humans of New York. Go around Walmarts asking people philosophical questions I guarantee it’ll be funnier and just as interesting
If yr not gonna propose to me in front of the trevi fountain (same place where Lizzie mcguire met paolo) just don’t even bother
Someone nominated my cat to do the ice bucket challenge… HAS TECHNOLOGY GONE TOO FAR?